Is this really happening? Is this really happening? Our house, our dream — now haunted deluxe You drive us crazy, doors slam and rattle Is this really happening? Is this really happening? People show up, cameras, TikTok clips We charge admission, build a new house — cheers … we’re still alive
You slam doors, we film TikToks You shake shelves, we collect likes You knock on walls, we make reels And suddenly your haunting turns into our goldmine
Hey ghost, we kind of like you But couldn’t you have picked a later year? Now journalists are camping in our hall We sip lattes in the kitchen, you rattle along