Are you a robot?
That’s what I get asked more and more.
What kind of question is that?
The real question is: Are you human?
That question should be allowed: Are you human?
[Chorus]
Captcha.
Completely automated public Turing test to tell computers and humans apart.
Who even needs that?
Besides
bits and bytes and bots.
[Verse 1]
But doesn’t that throw the whole website usability out the window?
Huh?
I’m human.
Oh, okay.
Clicking, linking, liking—like a real human.
[Chorus]
Captcha.
Completely automated public Turing test to tell computers and humans apart.
Wow. Who even needs that?
Besides
bits and bytes and bots.
[Verse 2]
Verify your real existence.
Drag the banana to the knife.
And that proves I exist?
For who?
What was it again with Descartes: I think, therefore I am.
[Bridge]
No CAPTCHA reCAPTCHA.
Alright, that works.
Here you don’t have to do a thing for the risk analysis.
I guess if you’ve just got enough traffic on porn sites,
it recognizes you—
transparent as glass, that’s you.
[Chorus]
Captcha.
Completely automated public Turing test to tell computers and humans apart.
Who even needs that?
Besides
bits and bytes and bots.
Captcha.
Completely automated public Turing test to tell computers and humans apart.
Who even needs that?
Besides
bits and bytes and bots.
Captcha.
Completely automated public Turing test to tell computers and humans apart.
Who even needs that?
Besides bits and bytes and bots.
Eine internationale Reflexion über digitale Transparenz und algorithmische Überwachung.
Mit nüchternem Ton und philosophischem Unterton stellt diese Version die Frage nach Existenz, Identität und Kontrolle im Netz.
Modern, analytisch und subtil provokant.